James “Bucky” Barnes (Winter Soldier) and Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Bucky: Wow. Steve Rogers decides to have fun. It’s not just Christmas…it’s a Christmas miracle.
Steve: Stop. I have fun.
Steve: Remember when I punched Hitler? That was fun.
Bucky: Yeah, okay.
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
the URL makes it so much better
ok but why does the winter soldier’s metal arm have such big muscles?? i get that it matches his other arm now but can you imagine bucky as an old man with a skinny flesh arm and then BOOM his metal arm still has these big guns that can lift a car and it has a faded vintage tattoo on it and don’t mess with him because he’S GONNA FUCK UP THOSE KIDS WHO ARE ON HIS LAWN GET OFF YOU FUCKING PUNKS I WAS AN ASSASSIN DON’T TOUCH MY PETUNIAS